Monday, May 14, 2007

Why My Email And I Have A Love/Hate Relationship

You know ….. I hate Spam….both electronic and meaty …although electronic meat would be awesome…you could set it to email you when it was done and upload thanksgiving dinner to a shared server for all those people that moved away….anywho… in Spam email when it says last chance or final warning why do you get it again tomorrow? And if there are so many single people dying to meet other single people why haven't they met each other? Are they not on each others email lists...and since these things show up so often shouldn't it be roach mail? ….but then we'd be confusing the Friends Of Mary Jane (which sounds like a cool super hero team…Look in the sky..It's the Friends of Mary Jane!!!!!!) and the DEA would figure out some way to prosecute all the poor Roach Mail senders…. On the other hand that may be the answer to this all… Friends Of Mary Jane Away!!!!...(does anyone else feel hungry?)