Thursday, April 5, 2007

Hare of the rabbit that bit you.....NO Wait ..... splitting hares...no wait ... the title is

How does the frickin Easter Bunny do it? I mean seriously.... every house ... on one day?.....who does he think he is? Santa!!!!!I don't want no stinkin Ninja rabbit sneaking into MY house!.... and how do we know that the eggs he leaves behind aren't low grade plutonium... or explosives? Between it and the parallel dimension inside the toilet bowl (where do YOU think the water goes!!!!!) I'm feeling that my quasi-plasmatic existence is deteriorating.